
Let me guess. The conversation would go like this:
Kev: "What's to stop you owning one now?"
Tidoco2222 : "Because you called me an idiot even though it was me who acted like a nonce first when I told you to shut up"
Kev: "I'm sorry about that, if I'd have known you were only 12 I'd have cut you some slack"
Tidoco2222: "Yeah, but I'm not really 12 years old, I'm a 38 year old signal engineer from Melton Mowbray"
Kev: "Who'd a thunk it?!"
Seriously, Tim, if that's where this was going, don't worry. Life is too short.