Worst miniatures ever made

[mahon]

no, Phil, we need you to make our minis famous in painting contests
for basing let's ask Szczurek - let's have at least one element done professionally

[Skeeve]

I would like to add this miniature, If I may,
Candidate #37: Dead-Earth-Harem Queen [Bronze Age Miniatures]

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Apparently, there more than one. It is supposed to be "sensual woman". I understand that we all have our own female preferences but for that one "scary beyond all reason" doesn't begin to describe her. I see multiple evidence of chronic malnutrition and repeated abuse here.

[mahon]

sure! we just need the name and manufacturer.
If she makes enough people pity her, she may win, sell the trophy and buy some food

[Angora]

Good Lord! That's terrible! She looks like a reject from our Sydney Mardi Gras!

[Skeeve]

sure! we just need the name and manufacturer.
If she makes enough people pity her, she may win, sell the trophy and buy some food

Aha! Here is the original
https://www.bronzeagemin.com/miniatures_ ... ueens2.htm

It is made by Bronze Age Miniatures. The name on the file is Dead-Earth-Harem Queens

[Demi_morgana]

Submitted by Gorgon Locke in a comment to the current poll:

Candidate #28: Classic Necron Lord [Games Workshop]

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How about this one? Oxymoronic in the fact that, for one, there are no classic Necron figures…. but I digress…. look for yourselves.

what a moron decided to re-release it?

[Maru]

a resurector !!
that particular Necron lol d is an "Angry Necron" that show you how tal you must be to past on rolercosater


ok Anorexia slave is ... Disturbing ??