Worst miniatures ever made

[mahon]

I believe many of you have your own candidates, and even now a few manufacturers keep trying to make the worst miniature in history.

Feel free to post pictures of the worst/silliest/ugliest/etc. miniatures ever made and officially released*.
And if you explain your choice - it's even better.

Yes, be subjective, be biased, be sentimental, be nostalgic. Show no respect!**

The only rule: don't post THE MINI, we already know many of you don't like it. we're looking for alternatives It would be boring to see it over and over again...

Now you can leave your votes here: 25 worst miniatures ever made. Choose 3 candidates and vote for them!

Candidate #1: NAGASH [Games Workshop]

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Do I really need to explain it? Doesn't it look like a badly-proportioned rubber toy to you? Surely not like the master of undead....
And no, it's not because it's an oldschool mini - much better models were made at that time, too.

Plus compare it to the artwork:



now it's your turn...

* I know one unreleased model slipped through, but now we don't want any more of them.
** Just for people who didn't notice the unseriousness of this thread - no, we're not trying to be objective or serious about it. it's a tongue in a cheek list.

[Nameless]

It's a hard task to compete with THE mini and Nagash, but I believe I have a strong...

Candidate #2: SUNBATHING ORC [Metal Magic]

[mahon]

Oh my, it's definitely a good candidate. Must me one of all time favorites!

I can spot good attention given to orc anatomy details

No surprise the manufacturer is unknown. I wouldn't like to be known for producing such a thing...

[Pandadosmares]

You started with the worse ever

But ill give the worst in the female category

Candidate #3: Ariel [Games Workshop]

[mahon]

why not the royal couple:

+ =

[sea.man]

When I saw the topic's name I thought I am going to list Nagash oh well I have find something new.
I like Ariel

EDIT:
But there is one which deserves place here:

Candidate #4: Wet Nurse [Kingdom Death]

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[Hellspawn]

Candidate #4: Wet Nurse [Kingdom Death]

But but but why? It has boobies and naked ladies...

@Mahon: Definitely a good one

[Skrit]

Guess what we/I/you may hate someone else could like so i always find these topics hard but my nominee is;

Top one!

Candidate #5: Infant Sunstalker [Kingdom Death]
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Top one!

[Demi_morgana]

here's one from me - on my desk atm:

Candidate #6: Mezohgoul [probably Target Games]



totally oop
the one I got is probably much-larger-than-true-size-model matrix for making proper model

[Angora]

Man... those are all some seriously bad minis!

Here are a couple of early pieces from Rackham:


Candidate #7: ???? Musician [Rackham]



They certainly improved with time